I'm Better Than You

Dan Cloutier (AH)

Dominik Hasek (AH)

Jose Theodore (AH)

Daniel Alfredsson (AH)

Philippe Boucher (AH)

Simon Gagne (AH)

Bill Guerin (AH)

Derian Hatcher (AH)

Sean Hill (AH)

Danny Markov (AH)

Markus Naslund (AH)

Adam Oates (AH)

Zigmund Palffy (AH)

Michael Peca (AH)

Wade Redden (AH)

Martin Skoula (AH)

Robert Svehla (AH)

Keith Tkachuk (AH)

Eric Weinrich (AH)

Alex Zhamnov (AH)

I-85 Roadrunners

Martin Biron (AP)

Curtis Joseph (AP)

Ron Tugnutt (AP)

Rod Brind'Amour (AP)

Patrice Brisebois (AP)

Pavel Bure (AP)

Anson Carter (AP)

Chris Chelios (AP)

Sylvain Cote (AP)

Scott Gomez (AP)

Marian Hossa (AP)

Bryan McCabe (AP)

Mike Modano (AP)

Derek Morris (AP)

Janne Niinimaa (AP)

Chris Pronger (AP)

Jeremy Roenick (AP)

Sergei Samsonov (AP)

David Tanabe (AP)

Josef Vasicek (AP)

Iron Maiden

Johan Hedberg (BAB)

Nikolai Khabibulin (BAB)

Patrick Roy (BAB)

Jason Allison (BAB)

Andrew Brunette (BAB)

Eric Daze (BAB)

Adam Deadmarsh (BAB)

Ron Francis (BAB)

Phil Housley (BAB)

Ed Jovanovski (BAB)

Filip Kuba (BAB)

Brian Leetch (BAB)

Michael Nylander (BAB)

Sean O'Donnell (BAB)

Mark Recchi (BAB)

Mathieu Schneider (BAB)

Teemu Selanne (BAB)

Brent Sopel (BAB)

Jason York (BAB)

Steve Yzerman (BAB)

Jackasses

Martin Brodeur (CH)

Chris Osgood (CH)

Tommy Salo (CH)

Adrian Aucoin (CH)

Todd Bertuzzi (CH)

Peter Bondra (CH)

Mike Comrie (CH)

Vincent Damphousse (CH)

Theo Fleury (CH)

Sergei Gonchar (CH)

Jan Hrdina (CH)

Frantisek Kaberle (CH)

Alexei Kovalev (CH)

Vladimir Malakhov (CH)

Andrei Markov (CH)

Owen Nolan (CH)

Sandis Ozolinsh (CH)

Brad Richards (CH)

Brad Stuart (CH)

Jason Woolley (CH)

Monkey Death

Ed Belfour (GL)

Olaf Kolzig (GL)

Felix Potvin (GL)

Tony Amonte (GL)

Rob Blake (GL)

Eric Desjardins (GL)

Sergei Fedorov (GL)

Roman Hamrlik (GL)

Dany Heatley (GL)

Jarome Iginla (GL)

Kenny Jonsson (GL)

Paul Kariya (GL)

Pavel Kubina (GL)

Alexander Mogilny (GL)

Joe Nieuwendyk (GL)

Tom Poti (GL)

Steve Sullivan (GL)

Gary Suter (GL)

Joe Thornton (GL)

Oleg Tverdovsky (GL)

Kick Ice V

Sean Burke (MS)

Byron Dafoe (MS)

Brent Johnson (MS)

Bryan Berard (MS)

Andrew Cassels (MS)

Craig Conroy (MS)

Marian Gaborik (MS)

Kim Johnsson (MS)

Alexander Khavanov (MS)

Igor Kravchuk (MS)

John LeClair (MS)

Mario Lemieux (MS)

Dan McGillis (MS)

Jeff O'Neill (MS)

Mattias Ohlund (MS)

Luc Robitaille (MS)

Kimmo Timonen (MS)

Alexei Yashin (MS)

Mike York (MS)

Sergei Zubov (MS)

The Whorederves

David Aebischer (RB)

Manny Legace (RB)

Marty Turco (RB)

Pavol Demitra (RB)

Steve Duchesne (RB)

Milan Hejduk (RB)

Al MacInnis (RB)

Richard Matvichuk (RB)

Fredrik Olausson (RB)

Chris Phillips (RB)

Joe Sakic (RB)

Lubomir Sekeras (RB)

Brendan Shanahan (RB)

Ryan Smyth (RB)

Jozef Stumpel (RB)

Darryl Sydor (RB)

Petr Sykora (RB)

Pierre Turgeon (RB)

Lubomir Visnovsky (RB)

Doug Weight (RB)

Bowser's Beotches

Fred Brathwaite (SB)

Roman Cechmanek (SB)

Evgeni Nabokov (SB)

Radek Bonk (SB)

Eric Brewer (SB)

Patrik Elias (SB)

Tomas Kaberle (SB)

Sami Kapanen (SB)

Robert Lang (SB)

Eric Lindros (SB)

Jaroslav Modry (SB)

Petr Nedved (SB)

Scott Niedermayer (SB)

Teppo Numminen (SB)

Brian Rafalski (SB)

Michal Rozsival (SB)

Miroslav Satan (SB)

Bryan Smolinski (SB)

Scott Stevens (SB)

Scott Young (SB)

TITO!

Patrick Lalime (SS)

Jocelyn Thibault (SS)

Roman Turek (SS)

Jason Arnott (SS)

Andy Delmore (SS)

Adam Foote (SS)

Hal Gill (SS)

Brett Hull (SS)

Jaromir Jagr (SS)

Jon Klemm (SS)

Nicklas Lidstrom (SS)

Toni Lydman (SS)

Brendan Morrison (SS)

Glen Murray (SS)

Mark Parrish (SS)

Brian Rolston (SS)

Mats Sundin (SS)

Alex Tanguay (SS)

Dmitry Yushkevich (SS)

Alexei Zhitnik (SS)